Pre Post-Modernistic Post-Ironic Dadaism: Dating Simulator
A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux
Are you a stunning single bachelor OR bachelorette?!?!
Do you long for true companionship?
Are you attempting to populate a newly discovered planet, but are worried that your offspring won't be genetically suited to survive in a new environment?
LOOK NO FURTHER!
Our new dating app will show you HOT singles in your area that may have the genes that YOUR spawn will need to survive
The majority of a game by John Carimando, Hieu Le, Ben Botwin, Alexander Büchler
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The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
At the same time, all other species are finding HOT SINGLES on earth thanks to the industrial revolution.
Were it not for the extinction of all "vanilla" humans, our advanced dating algorithm wouldn't be able to accurately find matches in all cases 40% of the time.
All that to say, we at the team behind PPIPMDDS are 100% sure, industrial revolution or not, that we'll find you the perfect match.
Truly an excellent commentary on the hazards of modern dating and terraforming on a planetary scale. Finding that special someone has never been more important or necessary. The advancement of future generations may very well count on the chemistry you have with your potential date, be choosy! Be particular! Be open to new experiences!
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